Obviously we travel a lot! So, we have found some things that keep us entertained while we are in the car and thought we would pass them along!

Jokes:

These are original, made-up jokes. We find it entertaining to make up silly jokes. If these jokes already exists somewhere, it’s a coincidence and not our intention of stealing others materials! We will be adding more jokes soon, so check back often!

You can write/print these jokes out and have the others in the car pull one out of a hat to read to everyone. It takes up time and just might get a few chuckles.

• What do ducks eat at the Mexican restaurant?
  • Chips and Quack-amole
• Why did one cow pass the other?
  • Because he was moooving too slow
• Why did the plant change his shirt?
  • It was soiled
• What did one cup say to the other cup that kept staring at him?
  • Water you looking at?
• Why did the mobile device get arrested for writing a bad check?
  • It was phone-y
• What did the hammer say when he got an A on his test?
  • Nailed it!
• What is the ocean’s favorite sandwich?
  • Peanut butter and Shelly
• Why did the tool box throw his drawing away?
  • It screwed up
• How does a baby sheep drink her milk?
  • In a Bah-Bah
• Why was the house loud when it caught ablaze?
  • It was fired up
• Why is your bottom half tired after a long flight?
  • Jet Leg
• How does a bell dry their clothes?
  • It just rings out the water
• What happens when a roller skate breaks down?
  • It calls a toe truck

Click the link below to print State Bingo cards. This is fun to play when you are traveling. You can use highlighters, crayons or get a clipboard and a real bingo dauber!

Bingo